Make up mishaps and a growing belly

This morning I went through my usual routine when getting ready. Before I put my make up on I do the usual cleanse, tone and moisturise, blow my nose (because nothing is more annoying than finishing putting on make up than needing to blow your nose just as you've finished doing it!) tuck a kleenex (not the same one used to blow my nose) into the neckline of my top and start to put on my make up. The tissue in the neckline is essential. Yes, it looks like I am wearing a bib of sorts, but it prevents getting make up remains all over my top as I am putting it on. Not that I am particularly messy, but I'm sure that many make up wearers can relate to this. After I'd finished putting on my make up, I took the kleenex out and continued with the normal stuff I do to get ready. As I was sitting on the bed putting on my socks (which is getting increasingly difficult and Seth often laughs at me as I occasionally lay back on the bed with my legs in the air to make the sock putting on fiasco easier!). As I looked down, I noticed that even though I wore my genius make up bib, I had make up remains on my top. On my stomach, to be precise! I commented to Seth that I had no idea how it had got there but clearly this is one of the things that happens when your growing baby belly starts to protrude further than your chest.

Yes, my stomach is lopsided, I seem to have more baby on the right than on the left!